At lunch with consultants from Dublin and Brisbane(All male)
Girl A : So when do you wear that traditional skirt?
Consultant A : Skirt ??
Girl A : the guy that wearing skirt
Me : (want to hide under the table).
Consultant A : ThatScotland. Called Kilt.
Girl B : You live inBrisbane. Do you have white Christmas often?
Me : (start to dig a hole)
Consultant B : No, we never have white Christmas. It’s summer in December.
Girl C : We’reIndonesia, especially Java people like sweet food and drinks.
Consultant C : It’s ok. It’s not that sweet.
Girl C : Maybe because you sit across a sweet lady so don’t taste that as sweet anymore.
Me : (please forgive her)